1. If you are prone to "wet-belly syndrome," you might be an Adventureweiner.
2. If you like to leave nose marks on your mom's clean car windows in anticipation of your next hike, you might be an Adventureweiner.
3. If you think you are the cutest thing ever and are surprised when someone doesn't pay attention to you, you might be an Adventureweiner.
Photo courtesy of Jessica Williams
4. If you're tired of hearing, "Wow. Can those short little legs make that hike?", you might be an Adventureweiner.
5. If you can out-hike your mom, you might be an Adventureweiner.
6. If you think only dachshunds have the right to exist, you might be an Adventureweiner.
7. If you're an expert at sneaking snacks, you might be an Adventureweiner.
|Swift and Kool trying to sneak a snack from Deb|
8. If your mom always keeps a blanket and towel in the backseat to clean you off, you might be an Adventureweiner.
9. If you show no signs of fatigue on the hike but pass out in the car on the way home, you might be an Adventurewiener.
And the number one way to know...
10. If you were a mountain goat in a previous life, you are DEFINITELY an Adventureweiner.
|Swift and Kool being mountain goats|
|Gretel - Definitely a Mountain Goat!|
Photo Courtesy of Jessica Williams
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